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Welcome to my Funny Clean Jokes website. You'll find all sorts of funny jokes that are clean, cool, and downright clever. Want to spice up your speech with some good clean fun? You might find just the ticket right here.


It's in the charts <--click for more

Q: Why was astrology invented?


Dead Space <--click for more

A hunter calls 911.

"My friend is dead! What can I do?" he gasps.

The operator says, "Stay calm, sir. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."


Lighten Up! <--click for more

Q: Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium?


When Does A Joke Suck? <--click for more

Boy 1: My dad decided to sell his hoover.

Boy 2: Why?


Swiss Cheesiness <--click for more

Q: What's the best thing about Switzerland?


Look up in the sky <--click for more

Q: What dog can jump higher than a building?


Elevator Music <--click for more

Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?


Daylight savings <--click for more

Q: Why did the boy thrown the clock out the window?


What's your number? <--click for more

Q: How do you make seven an even number?


A rose by any other name <--click for more

Q: What did the judge say when the skunk entered the courtroom?


Number theory <--click for more

Q: Why was six afraid of seven?

The rain in spain <--click for more

Q: What do young ladies wear in the rain?

Skeleton key <--click for more

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the party all alone?

Canteloupe humor <--click for more

Q: What did one canteloupe say to another canteloupe?

Lassie come home! <--click for more

Q: What do you get when you cross Lassie with a canteloupe?

Something cold <--click for more

Q: Why did the boy put his dad in the refrigerator?

Wild waves <--click for more

Q: What did the french fry say to the other french fry while rowboating on ketchup?

It's for the birds <--click for more

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?

Fish food <--click for more

Q: Why are fish so smart?

Black and White <--click for more

Q: What is black and white and red all over?

Cookies in your browser <--click for more

Q: Why was Mr. Cookie so sad?

That joke is bull <--click for more

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?

Call of the wild <--click for more

Q: What do lions call antelopes?

Cleaning for fun and profit <--click for more

Q: How do you clean a tuba?

Bouncing around <--click for more

Q: What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?

We hold these truths <--click for more

Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

Give us your tired <--click for more

Q: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbor?

Boat Humor <--click for more

Q: What did the water say to the boat?

Funny Pirates? <--click for more

Q: Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

Bachelor's Degree <--click for more

Two confirmed bachelors were talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.

The world according to a dog... <--click for more

Q: What did the dog say to the tree?

There was this farmer... <--click for more

A woman drives past a large field and sees a man standing in the middle of it. In a few hours, she drives past the field again and sees the same man just standing there.

I've been skunked <--click for more

Q: What did the judge say when the skunk entered the courtroom?

How much is that doggie? <--click for more

Q: What did the Zen monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Clean Lightbulb Humor <--click for more

Q: How many Harvard professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Farmer in his field <--click for more

Q: Why did the farmer bury all of his money in his fields?

Arresting development <--click for more

Q: If you were a police officer and you had to arrest your own mother, what would you do?

Crawling the web <--click for more

Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?